What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?